Very nice

When I came to Ireland I had been told the Irish were very nice. First thing I told them I was from Iceland.
Very nice, they said.
And my blood is 30% Irish, I said.
Very nice.
30% Irish and 70% Viking.
Very nice.
I thought you would adopt me for this 30%.
Very nice.
The Irish was the first to come to Iceland.
Very nice.
Irish monks settled down and start praying.
Very nice.
So they made love to my Viking mother.
Very nice.
And after they wrote the Icelandic sagas.
Very nice.
And then I put my name on it.
Very nice.